Best TV moments

Next is the five best moments from Seinfeld.

5: It's not you, it's me!
Whenever George would break up with somebody he would at one point say "It's not you, it's me." But one day a girl broke up with him, but that wasn't big because George is used to that. But when she said "It's not you it's me." that was when George snapped. "I invented it's not you it's me! Don't tell me it's not me it's you. It's always me!" She eventually said "You're right, it's you George." "You're right it's me."

4: The jerk store called
After one of his fellow employees insults George, he rehearses the perfect insult. After discussing it with Jerry and Elane, George finds what he thinks is the perfect insult. So when one of his fellow employees say "George the ocean called and their running out of shrimp." George stands up with joy and says "Well, the jerk store called and their running out of you!" Then the other guy replies "What the difference, you're their all time best seller." Then George says "Well I slept with your wife." Then George's boss stands up and says "His wife is in a coma."

3: No soup for you!
If you are a Seinfeld fan that you HAVE to agree that the soup Nazi was the best one episode character introduced. Jerry and George go into the restaurant and throughout the time they are waiting in the line, they practice the order they go through while ordering. And they know if they mess it up, it's no soup for them. Jerry makes it through successfully, but when George realises that he was not given any bread he asks for it. He is told no, but George asks again, and this time he is told "No soup for you!"

2: Vandelay Industries!
George Costanza has had some crazy schemes, but faking that he is a salesman at a latex company called Vandelay industries was one of the classic George moments. The reason for this is that he doesn't want to work, but he still wants unemployment checks. When asked for the phone number for Vandelay, George gives her Jerry's number and later tells Jerry to answer the phone as "Vandelay Industries". Jerry answered the phone several times and each time it wasn't the right person. But when she did call to check on Vandelay industries, it was Kramer who picked up the phone. And of course, Kramer had no idea what Vandelay was, so he denied the existence of Vandelay and hung up the phone. Then George runs out of the bathroom with his pants at his ankles yelling "Vandelay industries! Vandelay industries!" Then he trips and lands on the ground. Jerry walks in the apartment, looks at George and says "And you want to be my latex salesman."

1: The magic Lugi
When Kramer and Newman hear that Jerry is friends with Keith Hernandez, they are outraged. when Elane asks them why Kramer replies "Hernandez was walking toward us and as he passes us Newman turns and say 'nice game pretty boy.' Hernandez continues past us up the ramp." Then Newman interrupts " A second later something happened that changed us in a very deep and profound way from that day forward." Elane asks "What was it?" "He spit on us!" Said Kramer. "And I screamed out I'm hit!!" Newman says "I turned and the spit ricochet off him and hit me." Then Jerry interrupts "Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account." Jerry then attempt to recreate the story. "According to your story Hernandez passes you and continues walking up the ramp, then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman in between the third and the fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib, made a right turn, hitting Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his base ball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist pauses, in mid air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh." Then Jerry stands away from the two of then and says. "That is one magic lugi."