Next is the five best moments from Seinfeld.
5: It's not you, it's me!
Whenever George would break up with somebody he would at one point say "It's not you, it's me." But one day a girl broke up with him, but that wasn't big because George is used to that. But when she said "It's not you it's me." that was when George snapped. "I invented it's not you it's me! Don't tell me it's not me it's you. It's always me!" She eventually said "You're right, it's you George." "You're right it's me."
4: The jerk store called
After one of his fellow employees insults George, he rehearses the perfect insult. After discussing it with Jerry and Elane, George finds what he thinks is the perfect insult. So when one of his fellow employees say "George the ocean called and their running out of shrimp." George stands up with joy and says "Well, the jerk store called and their running out of you!" Then the other guy replies "What the difference, you're their all time best seller." Then George says "Well I slept with your wife." Then George's boss stands up and says "His wife is in a coma."
3: No soup for you!
If you are a Seinfeld fan that you HAVE to agree that the soup Nazi was the best one episode character introduced. Jerry and George go into the restaurant and throughout the time they are waiting in the line, they practice the order they go through while ordering. And they know if they mess it up, it's no soup for them. Jerry makes it through successfully, but when George realises that he was not given any bread he asks for it. He is told no, but George asks again, and this time he is told "No soup for you!"
2: Vandelay Industries!
George Costanza has had some crazy schemes, but faking that he is a salesman at a latex company called Vandelay industries was one of the classic George moments. The reason for this is that he doesn't want to work, but he still wants unemployment checks. When asked for the phone number for Vandelay, George gives her Jerry's number and later tells Jerry to answer the phone as "Vandelay Industries". Jerry answered the phone several times and each time it wasn't the right person. But when she did call to check on Vandelay industries, it was Kramer who picked up the phone. And of course, Kramer had no idea what Vandelay was, so he denied the existence of Vandelay and hung up the phone. Then George runs out of the bathroom with his pants at his ankles yelling "Vandelay industries! Vandelay industries!" Then he trips and lands on the ground. Jerry walks in the apartment, looks at George and says "And you want to be my latex salesman."
1: The magic Lugi
When Kramer and Newman hear that Jerry is friends with Keith Hernandez, they are outraged. when Elane asks them why Kramer replies "Hernandez was walking toward us and as he passes us Newman turns and say 'nice game pretty boy.' Hernandez continues past us up the ramp." Then Newman interrupts " A second later something happened that changed us in a very deep and profound way from that day forward." Elane asks "What was it?" "He spit on us!" Said Kramer. "And I screamed out I'm hit!!" Newman says "I turned and the spit ricochet off him and hit me." Then Jerry interrupts "Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account." Jerry then attempt to recreate the story. "According to your story Hernandez passes you and continues walking up the ramp, then you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman in between the third and the fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib, made a right turn, hitting Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his base ball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist pauses, in mid air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh." Then Jerry stands away from the two of then and says. "That is one magic lugi."
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Best TV moments
Next is my favorite Heroes moments.
5: I have a message for you
When Peter and Suresh are in the subway, suddenly time is stopped. Peter looks around and finds an older version of Hiro with a sword on his back. "You look different without your scar." Says future Hiro. "Who are you?" Asks Peter. "My name is Hiro Nakamura, and I have a message for you." Then before Hiro leaves he states the famous season one line "Save the chearleader, save the world."
4: Peter what the hell was that?
This is one of the few great moments in season two. Peter has just returned from a trip from the future. He was suprised at his return home and looked around. In anger he shot a lightning bolt from his hand and it struck the hand from a stranger. The wound of the hand regenerated and a man named Adam stepped out from the shadows. And before he was called Adam, we knew him as the ancient samurai warrior Kensei, who Hiro met 400 years in the past.
3: Hero vs Villain
When Hiro travels five years in the future he is capture by homeland security, and it's up to Ando, Future Hiro, and future Peter. After Peter and Hiro slaughtering dozens of guards they make it upstairs. They meet Hiro upstairs but future Hiro is shot in the back and killed. Peter closes the door and locks the guards out. Suddenly Peter is grabbed and phased through the door. There Peter's brother Nathan stands. "My brother can't walk through walls, who are you?" Nathan smiles and transforms into the evil Sylar. Sylar's hands become an ice blue, and Peter's hands become a fire red and the two of them begin to fight.
2: Look for the mushroom cloud
Without a doubt, the greatest Heroes episode of all time is "Company Man." The entire episode focuses on the Bennit family and the past of Noah AKA HRG (Horned rimmed glasses). The Bennit home is attacked by Matt the mind read and Tedd the nuclear man. Matt just wants answers while Tedd wants revenge. Tedd holds the Bennits hostage and it's up to Matt and HRG to stop him. But it all comes down to Claire who has to stop Tedd while is is going nuclear and burning down the entire home.
1: YATTA!!
In the first episode ever of Heroes, a Japanese biusnessman called Hiro, discovers that he has the ability to control time and teleport anywhere he wants. While on a subway, Hiro notises a sign of New York City. He attemps to teleport there and the next thing you know is he is standing in the middle of time square. Hiro looks around and screams at the top of his lungs, "YATTA!" which translated into English means "I did it!". And at that moment, the world fell in love with the geeky Japanese time traveler.
5: I have a message for you
When Peter and Suresh are in the subway, suddenly time is stopped. Peter looks around and finds an older version of Hiro with a sword on his back. "You look different without your scar." Says future Hiro. "Who are you?" Asks Peter. "My name is Hiro Nakamura, and I have a message for you." Then before Hiro leaves he states the famous season one line "Save the chearleader, save the world."
4: Peter what the hell was that?
This is one of the few great moments in season two. Peter has just returned from a trip from the future. He was suprised at his return home and looked around. In anger he shot a lightning bolt from his hand and it struck the hand from a stranger. The wound of the hand regenerated and a man named Adam stepped out from the shadows. And before he was called Adam, we knew him as the ancient samurai warrior Kensei, who Hiro met 400 years in the past.
3: Hero vs Villain
When Hiro travels five years in the future he is capture by homeland security, and it's up to Ando, Future Hiro, and future Peter. After Peter and Hiro slaughtering dozens of guards they make it upstairs. They meet Hiro upstairs but future Hiro is shot in the back and killed. Peter closes the door and locks the guards out. Suddenly Peter is grabbed and phased through the door. There Peter's brother Nathan stands. "My brother can't walk through walls, who are you?" Nathan smiles and transforms into the evil Sylar. Sylar's hands become an ice blue, and Peter's hands become a fire red and the two of them begin to fight.
2: Look for the mushroom cloud
Without a doubt, the greatest Heroes episode of all time is "Company Man." The entire episode focuses on the Bennit family and the past of Noah AKA HRG (Horned rimmed glasses). The Bennit home is attacked by Matt the mind read and Tedd the nuclear man. Matt just wants answers while Tedd wants revenge. Tedd holds the Bennits hostage and it's up to Matt and HRG to stop him. But it all comes down to Claire who has to stop Tedd while is is going nuclear and burning down the entire home.
1: YATTA!!
In the first episode ever of Heroes, a Japanese biusnessman called Hiro, discovers that he has the ability to control time and teleport anywhere he wants. While on a subway, Hiro notises a sign of New York City. He attemps to teleport there and the next thing you know is he is standing in the middle of time square. Hiro looks around and screams at the top of his lungs, "YATTA!" which translated into English means "I did it!". And at that moment, the world fell in love with the geeky Japanese time traveler.
Friday, November 7, 2008
Funniest TV moments
First, the five best The office moments.
5:Give me a break
When the office is gathered to decide on an ad for Dunder mifflin, Andy recites what he thinks is the greatest ad of all time. "Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that...I am totally blanking. What is the thing?" "Nobody tell him!" Yells Jim. "What? Why?" Asks Andy. "You're so close!" Said Jim. "Break me off a piece of that football cream?"
4:The real Ben Franklin?
Jim tells Dwight that the Ben Franklin impersonator is the real Ben Franklin. "I don't care what Jim says." Says Dwight to the camera. "That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure."
3:That's what she said!
When Michael is in trouble for sexual harassment, he is told not to be inappropriate. "Does that include that's what she said?" Asks Jim. "Yes it does." Says Michael. "Wows" Said Jim. "That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling." Michael looks down and yells "That's what she says!"
2:The injury
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed." Say Michael to the camera with his foot wrapped in bubble wrap. "I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that"
1: The Andy phone prank.
When Andy annoys Jim immensely, Jim decides to pull a prank on Andy. He and Pam hide Andy's phone in the ceiling. Every time it rang Andy would look around his desk for the lost phone. "Maybe it's in the ceiling." Says Jim to Andy. "Maybe you're in the ceiling." Replies Andy. But the best moment was at the end when the phone rings and Andy stands in front of the whole office and yells "It's not funny, in fact, it's pretty fricken unfunny!" And Andy punches a hole in the wall. The Andy turns back to the people of the office and says "That was an over reaction."
5:Give me a break
When the office is gathered to decide on an ad for Dunder mifflin, Andy recites what he thinks is the greatest ad of all time. "Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that...I am totally blanking. What is the thing?" "Nobody tell him!" Yells Jim. "What? Why?" Asks Andy. "You're so close!" Said Jim. "Break me off a piece of that football cream?"
4:The real Ben Franklin?
Jim tells Dwight that the Ben Franklin impersonator is the real Ben Franklin. "I don't care what Jim says." Says Dwight to the camera. "That is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure."
3:That's what she said!
When Michael is in trouble for sexual harassment, he is told not to be inappropriate. "Does that include that's what she said?" Asks Jim. "Yes it does." Says Michael. "Wows" Said Jim. "That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling." Michael looks down and yells "That's what she says!"
2:The injury
"I enjoy having breakfast in bed." Say Michael to the camera with his foot wrapped in bubble wrap. "I like waking up to the smell of bacon- sue me- and since I don''t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It''s good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot. That''s it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that"
1: The Andy phone prank.
When Andy annoys Jim immensely, Jim decides to pull a prank on Andy. He and Pam hide Andy's phone in the ceiling. Every time it rang Andy would look around his desk for the lost phone. "Maybe it's in the ceiling." Says Jim to Andy. "Maybe you're in the ceiling." Replies Andy. But the best moment was at the end when the phone rings and Andy stands in front of the whole office and yells "It's not funny, in fact, it's pretty fricken unfunny!" And Andy punches a hole in the wall. The Andy turns back to the people of the office and says "That was an over reaction."
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